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Here's the reality.  There are a lot of people out of work right now, and there will be more.  Unless you have some kind of technical skill, like brain surgery, web development or you can do some kind of theoretical math that no one else can, chances are there's someone out there more qualified than you or who went to a better school than you do--probably a quite few people in fact. 

The idea that you're going to get a job by dusting off your resume and uploading it to Monster is a pipe dream.  Even worse is trying to apply to the few job ads out there. 

Job ads are like crack.  Applying to each one is like getting a little hit.  It feels good that you're doing something, but ultimately they don't get you anywhere.  I once posted 12 positions for a company and got back 3,000 resumes.   The odds are not in your favor.

But if you apply to enough, someone will certainly see your resume and respond, no? 

Go ahead--apply to all of them.  That's what everyone else is doing--and half of all resumes that get sent to companies, maybe more, never ever get looked at by anyone.  There might not even be a real job behind that ad.  While you're at it, you might as well play the lottery.  At least someone wins the lottery, eventually.

If all you have is a resume, you're toast.  Your resume isn't special and it's not the best one.

Welcome to trying to get a job in the middle of a recession.

Oh, and e-mailing it around to all your friends?  If you look up "wreaks of desperation" in the dictionary, you'll see a page with an attached resume.  When I get unsolicited resumes from people I barely know in my inbox, I feel like I want to treat it like someone just handed me their dirty socks.  "Umm...  ew...  I know a good place for this..."

The problem with that is that the chances that someone you know is looking for your resume is so slim--plus asking them to send it around is kind of like asking them to spam people.  No one asked for your resume, so why are you sending it around?   Instead, take the time to figure out what it is your friends do, target the ones in areas you want to work in, and ask to chat with them on the phone or buy them coffee.  THEN, follow up with a resume, IF they ask for it.  That shows you know how to treat people like people, not like e-mail addresses, and you can go the extra mile to market something--yourself.  If you just blindly e-mail a bunch of people and expect a positive response, am I to assume this is how you'll act on that sales job a recommend you for?

Wake up.

You need to treat this job search like you seriously want the job--and that's going to take a different approach, some serious get off your ass effort and a little bit of time.

First off, let's be clear.  I get that you need to pay your rent and you need a job yesterday.  That's no excuse for approaching your job search like a mindless lemming--rushing to jump over the same cliff as everyone else who is out of a job.

Do what you need to do to take care of your financial priorities.  This is why it's good to have a few months savings built up.  If not, you need sure up your finances.  Immediately cut unnecessary expenses, but be careful not to cut too much--especially not the kinds of things that will de-stress you or get you out of the house everyday.  So, if you're choosing between cable and the gym...you might want to go without the tube for a while.  Sitting idly on the couch will not get you a job and will most likely make you feel bad about your situation after a while.  Besides, most of your favorite shows are available on the web for free now anyway.

The gym, however, can be a place to meet people and an excuse to get out of the house.  You need to get out there and meet lots of people, and looking refreshed and healthy goes a long way.  Get some sleep while you're at it, too... But don't sleep in--hit the sack early.  If you're sleeping in and not getting out of the house until noon, you're missing out on hours of potential job searching and networking time.

As for finances, don't be afraid to take paid work on a temporary basis wherever you can get it, even it's part time or not in your field--as long as you don't take your eye off the ball when it comes to really trying to get a job you want, in your field.  Despite the urgency of your situation, you can set your career back years if you take the wrong job just because you have to, and then give up looking for something else.  You should always be looking for better opportunities.  If you need to tap into savings, sell some extra stuff or move into a smaller place (or get a roommate) do what you can to ease your current financial situation--because being stuck in a hard financial spot can throw on a lot of pressure that will make getting a job (like being cool, calm, and collected on an interview) more difficult.

Ok, now for actually getting a job.  Let's think about supply and demand in this market.  Right now, companies have the ability to get just about anyone they want--so the question is, "Why would someone want me?"  You're probably not going to pick up some new skill between now and your next potential job interview, so the reality is that whatever skills and experience you have is what you're going into battle with.

So what else is there?

How about reputation?  Put yourself in the shoes of the person hiring.  You've probably been around a hire or had to hire someone yourself.  What's the first thing people do when they want to hire someone?  They go to their immediate network of trusted connections and see if there's anyone who might be a fit.  This happens even before they dive into the resume pile of people who are out of work--which isn't a very appealing task for most employers.

So the key is getting your name out there, far and wide, so that when that question goes out, you immediately come to mind.   How do you make sure that key people associate your name with the position you want?

Here are a few ways... and you should try all of them:

1) Be a leader among people just like you.  So you're out of work, or maybe you're just stuck at a cruddy job and you're looking to move up or chance paths.  Maybe you're interested in a hard to get into profession.  Either way, there are lots of people out there just like you, and if you can't just flat out beat them with your resume--then lead them.  You should get active in whatever professional society is relevant to your field.  Professional societies are always looking for more active members, especially if they can help out with events.  If there isn't a professional society, then start a Meetup.  Get other people with similar interests together in one place, and then reach out to experienced professionals to invite as speakers--or just to come to your networking events.  A friend of mine created a group for professionals interested in digital media as it relates to museums and cultural institutions, and in less than a month, it has nearly 100 members already.  What this does is not only places her in the mind of 100 industry professionals as an up and comer and community leader, but also when it comes to interviewing for jobs in this space, she has this unique feather in her cap.  She can say that she runs the Meetup for the very same professionals a company is looking to hire!

2) Informational interviews.  No, this doesn't mean going around asking people to hire you.  It means thinking of this job search as an excuse to get to know a lot of professionals.  If you're out of work, you should be meeting with, at minimum, three people a day for purely informational purposes--to learn about the different areas of your interest.  Don't go into a job interview not knowing exactly what's going on in a field.  Go in having talked to a dozen people over the last week about exactly what's needed for success and how the industry is changing.  Again, that shows interest, ambition, and it looks so much better than the person who can only say they've just been applying to a lot of jobs when asked, "What have you been doing?"   With each interview, ask the person for one or two recommendations of who else to talk to.  Never ever try to push your resume on someone... if they hear of something for you, they'll ask.  Resumes put pressure on people that they need to have an immediate job for you, versus just having a conversation. 

3) Keep your digital presence fresh, interesting, and up to date.  Be where people are online.   I told an out of work friend that she should start a blog about the tools she's using to organize herself online, since she needs to get organized to get her job search moving, and she's looking to be an interactive media producer--a position that demands a lot of organization.  She told me that she needs a job now, and doesn't have time to start a blog.   This is really short sighted, because what happens on the off chance that someone actually does find her resume and immediately googles her name.  Would she rather her smartly written organization blog be up there first, or just her Facebook profile with her silly profile picture--making her look like one of millions of other faces and resumes.  Whenever you get in contact with someone, be it asking for a job or an informational interview, they're going to check you out online, so you need to make sure you have a solid digital presence.  This can accomplish many things for you:

- It makes you seem more savvy than others who don't use these tools.

- It gives you an opportunity to write and share thoughts that can't be captured on just a resume--like a portfolio for a knowledge worker.  If you were a photographer, you'd unquestionably have an online portfolio available, so as someone being hired for your sharp business mind or what have you, where's your portfolio?  Your thoughts and options about your industry, or just about the tools you're learning about, represent an interesting aspect of you that a resume won't adequately put on display.

- It makes you more searchable.  If you use the right keywords, your blog will get a lot of search traffic after a while--and someone searching for an expert on organizing political communities might find your "How to organize a group of politically active people" post, if that's what you're interesting in.

It's also important to make sure your LinkedIn profile is up to date, and you've got your real life network on there.   Here's a post about getting started on LinkedIn.  LinkedIn is a great rainy day fund for people.  Use it to seek out informational interviews, find out if you have connections at places you're applying, and see what companies and what professionals are in your space.

A great listening tool (and publishing, if you feel like sharing) to see what professionals are talking about in your area is Twitter.  Twitter is a social network where people share shortform status updates, like where they're going or what they're reading, etc.  Knowing that there's a media exec on Twitter going to a particular event when you know you want to work at that company can be a significant advantage in the job search.  Tools like Mr Tweet can and Twitter search can help you figure out who to follow.

Want other ideas?

How about starting a project--the kind you want to get paid to do--on your own.  If you want someone to pay you to work for their advertising company, how about offering up some of your best thinking around brands and advertising to a startup--or a startup a day on your blog.  By writing up short case studies of what you think certain companies and brands should do, you'll have a good shot at attracting their attention.  Or, if nothing else, you can work on some of these case studies with people you want to do informational interviews with.  I once told a guy who wanted to be an information architect to start wireframing how Twitter would sign up groups of people at a time, and then publishing that on his blog for feedback. 

A project could be managing a fake portfolio of stocks on UpDown, but taking it very seriously and publishing your results and analysis.  It would make for a great discussion with a real portfolio manager--certainly better than, "So how did you get your job?"

At the end of the day, a job search needs to be active, and you need to be using all of the innovative tools possible to help you get what you want.  If all you're doing is sending your resume around via e-mail attachment, well, expect to get a good job...  in 1998. 

Over the weekend, I checked out the American Museum of Natural History's ice rink.  It's well situated on West 81st street, up on a 2nd story plaza area.

I was so surprised how few people were out on the "ice", until I realized it wasn't ice at all.

Now, to be fair, there was a little sign up at ticket counter that said that the surface was synthetic and sustainable.  I was thinking, "Umm... sure... whatever... as long as I can slide on it, who cares?  Make it from tofu for all I care."

Unfortunately, you can't slide on it... at all--certainly not with a pair of rental skates.  It's completely unskatable--unless you have roller skakes.  Hell, it's the only rink in the world where you could outskate someone by running with sneakers.  The surface is a hard plastic.  Apparently, a check of Twitter (which I should have done in the first place) reveals that I wasn't the only one who felt this way.

rmangi: "Polar Rink at AMNH - beautiful. Synthetic ice - Like skating on a plastic cutting board."

Even the CNN travel reporter couldn't get going on it:

"It took a lot of leg strength to push myself a few inches, and I couldn't dig my blades in to get a stronger push. To be fair, I've never been the most graceful skater, but looking around, I noticed that no one else was either. Even experienced skaters felt their skills tested."

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Hey, I'm all for sustainability, but if you're not going to even recreate a bare minimum of the ice experience, why bother?  In fact, it would have been better as a roller rink... same surface, but with wheels.  I couldn't slide at all, and there was so much friction that I nearly fell over a few times--and I can actually skate! 

I didn't ask for my $10 back, because it's a museum, so I considered it a donation, but I was off the "ice" in 10 minutes. 

The only person who could manage any skating whatsoever was a museum employee who had real skates with sharp blades.  I imagine whatever company set this up for the museum demoed the ice with real skates, not the rental ones given out to the general public. 

The CNN story said that some kind of spray lubricates the ice.  Apparently, it needs a lot more lube.  Perhaps they should inquire here.

Some of the worst thinking you can have is incremental thinking--where you go down one path, get stopped by something major, and then do some kind of hacky workaround to get to what you think is your end goal.  Often times, what you wind up with us half a plan or product, and half garbage.   If you don't use roadblocks as opportunities to reexamine the model and first principals from the beginning, then there's a good chance your'e going to wind up with a lot of wasted effort.

I've encountered that several times.  It's so tempting to not want to start from scratch--to see if you can try and mold what you have into the answer, even though you know what needs to be the solution.

Like a lot of other theories, it seems, you can find this in both relationships and technology.  How many times in a bad relationship do people just try and fix one superficial thing--the squeeky wheel as it were--when the extent of their problems start with the fact that they never should have went on date number two. 

It happens in technology all the time--especially when it comes to confusing design problems for technology problems.   When you hear someone say that they can't make a certain technology do something, it's just as often a design problem that started with the very first conception of the idea than it has anything to do that X technology can't scale or doesn't work with Y or whatever.

So, next time you're taking advice, and you're deciding between someone telling you, "We can fix that" versus "That's effed... you need to tear all that out and start from scratch", maybe you shouldn't dismiss the latter so quickly to save a buck or save your sunk cost.

I've decided to do a triathelon. Training (swim practice, rather) will commence tomorrow apparently, as I seem to have signed up for a 5 mile run. Admittedly, I thought it was a 5k when I agreed to do it, but that's fine. I've done 6 before. Plus, since I'm running with a girl, you know I'll run until my kneecaps bleed.

I really need to clean my apartment.

Tomorrow night I'll look to continue my tradition of playing pool on Thanksgiving. We finish holidays pretty early in my house. One year I called my friend and we were both like, "Whatcha up to? Nothing." He asked if I wanted to do something...I wasn't entirely sure if that was actually allowed. Do people go out? On Thanksgiving...after famiily leaves? We went to the local pool hall and it was packed. Appparently we weren't the only ones with this idea.

Man that kid has a lot of metal in his mouth. His girl is pretty cute, though. I guess she's a value investor.

Kilsy on my iPod. I wish they toured more...or wrote more. I love this girl's voice.

I can't wait for Zog floor hockey. I never really skated well enough to play ice hockey, but I'm a pretty decent goalie on foot. I guess that's kind of lame.

Woman across from me dropped her scarf on the subway car floor. She shook it out as she picked it up...you know, as if crumbs were the only think contaminating that surface.

Links 1-2-3...

Someone sent me something recently. It was really fantastic. I like getting unexpected stuff.

Path 101 conversation on Chatterous this morning...  Jen, Alex and I were all in the office, and Hilary was working remotely today.  Tell me we're not a fun bunch to work with...

 

[ 10/23/08 11:09 ] alex lines says:

whoah, business mullett

[ 10/23/08 11:09 ] alex lines says:

in the wild!

[ 10/23/08 11:10 ] Hilary says:

photo?

[ 10/23/08 11:10 ] alex lines says:

hmm, if he comes back by I'll try to snap one but it could be dangerous

[ 10/23/08 11:11 ] Hilary says:

heh

[ 10/23/08 11:12 ] Jen Oslislo says:

what does one do if a mullet is provoked into attack?

[ 10/23/08 11:12 ] alex lines says:

judicious use of scissors can sometimes work

[ 10/23/08 11:12 ] ceonyc says:

Don't run

[ 10/23/08 11:12 ] ceonyc says:

they can smell fear

[ 10/23/08 11:12 ] ceonyc says:

lie still

[ 10/23/08 11:13 ] Jen Oslislo says:

climb a tree?

[ 10/23/08 11:13 ] Jen Oslislo says:

ah

[ 10/23/08 11:13 ] ceonyc says:

Are you kidding?

[ 10/23/08 11:13 ] alex lines says:

or start playing "I'm proud to be an american" and they'll be forced to stand still and salute as you make your getaway

[ 10/23/08 11:13 ] ceonyc says:

Mullets can climb trees!

[ 10/23/08 11:13 ] ceonyc says:

They're expert climbers.

[ 10/23/08 11:13 ] Jen Oslislo says:

haha

[ 10/23/08 11:13 ] Jen Oslislo says:

can they swim?

[ 10/23/08 11:13 ] Hilary says:

hehe

[ 10/23/08 11:13 ] alex lines says:

definitely not

[ 10/23/08 11:13 ] ceonyc says:

And they "fly", too... like squirrels

[ 10/23/08 11:13 ] ceonyc says:

that's what that tail is for

[ 10/23/08 11:14 ] ceonyc says:

used as a glider

[ 10/23/08 11:14 ] alex lines says:

though they are borne along the top of the water on an oily slick

[ 10/23/08 11:14 ] Jen Oslislo says:

you'd think it would act as a rudder in water

[ 10/23/08 11:14 ] ceonyc says:

Yes, but they're not bouyant.

[ 10/23/08 11:14 ] ceonyc says:

Sink straight to the bottom

[ 10/23/08 11:14 ] ceonyc says:

like your ID card in the toilet.

[ 10/23/08 11:15 ] Jen Oslislo says:

do they also have an innate fear of urine?

[ 10/23/08 11:15 ] alex lines says:

it's territorial

[ 10/23/08 11:16 ] Jen Oslislo says:

interesting

[ 10/23/08 11:16 ] Jen Oslislo says:

so charlie... do you shave your head to hide your true mullet nature?

[ 10/23/08 11:16 ] ceonyc says:

No, my mullet ran off with another woman.

[ 10/23/08 11:16 ] alex lines says:

that's what I was wondering. maybe charlie's hair only grows in one shape

[ 10/23/08 11:16 ] Hilary says:

I think we've all been wanting to ask that question.

[ 10/23/08 11:16 ] Jen Oslislo says:

hahaha

[ 10/23/08 11:17 ] alex lines says:

did it run off on her head?

[ 10/23/08 11:17 ] Jen Oslislo says:

if a mullet bites you, do you grow one yourself?

[ 10/23/08 11:17 ] ceonyc says:

Yes

[ 10/23/08 11:17 ] ceonyc says:

You can only kill it with Holy Water

[ 10/23/08 11:18 ] alex lines says:

from a hairdresser's spray bottle

[ 10/23/08 11:18 ] ceonyc says:

The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!

[ 10/23/08 11:19 ] Hilary says:

This whole conversation just gave me a vivid flashback to this show I saw once as a kid - Hell Toupee: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0511100/

[ 10/23/08 11:19 ] alex lines says:

oh it was an amazing story

[ 10/23/08 11:19 ] alex lines says:

i remember those

[ 10/23/08 11:19 ] ceonyc says:

"That story is amazing!"

[ 10/23/08 11:19 ] alex lines says:

very touching

[ 10/23/08 11:20 ] ceonyc says:

IMDB User Comments: Guilty Pleasure

[ 10/23/08 11:21 ] Hilary says:

There must be a killer mullet movie somewhere.

[ 10/23/08 11:21 ] Jen Oslislo says:

if not, yet another potential revenue stream for path101

[ 10/23/08 11:22 ] Jen Oslislo says:

we could just film alex trying to photograph the mullet

[ 10/23/08 11:22 ] ceonyc says:

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc157/whitey_cid/mullet.jpg

 

[ 10/23/08 11:22 ] ceonyc says:

Best. Mullet. Ever.

[ 10/23/08 11:22 ] alex lines says:

one of my favorites

[ 10/23/08 11:22 ] Jen Oslislo says:

that is a beaut

[ 10/23/08 11:22 ] alex lines says:

mccain supporter

[ 10/23/08 11:22 ] Hilary says:

And the shorts... wow.

[ 10/23/08 11:23 ] ceonyc says:

Actually, it's one of Sarah Palin's kids.

[ 10/23/08 11:23 ] ceonyc says:

Mullet Palin

[ 10/23/08 11:23 ] alex lines says:

don't you mean jorts

[ 10/23/08 11:23 ] Hilary says:

haha

[ 10/23/08 11:23 ] ceonyc says:

Great accidental product placement for safecraft.com

[ 10/23/08 11:24 ] ceonyc says:

Safecraft Safety Equipment is used by most of the top professionals in Motorsports, Automotive, Aviation, Marine and other demanding industries.

[ 10/23/08 11:24 ] Jen Oslislo says:

i can't stop looking at it

[ 10/23/08 11:24 ] ceonyc says:

Saw that one coming.

[ 10/23/08 11:28 ] alex lines says:

yep, that's him, businessmullet. http://www.mulletsgalore.com/classifications/01/