Path 101 conversation on Chatterous this morning... Jen, Alex and I were all in the office, and Hilary was working remotely today. Tell me we're not a fun bunch to work with...
[ 10/23/08 11:09 ] alex lines says:
whoah, business mullett
[ 10/23/08 11:09 ] alex lines says:
in the wild!
[ 10/23/08 11:10 ] Hilary says:
photo? 
[ 10/23/08 11:10 ] alex lines says:
hmm, if he comes back by I'll try to snap one but it could be dangerous
[ 10/23/08 11:11 ] Hilary says:
heh
[ 10/23/08 11:12 ] Jen Oslislo says:
what does one do if a mullet is provoked into attack?
[ 10/23/08 11:12 ] alex lines says:
judicious use of scissors can sometimes work
[ 10/23/08 11:12 ] ceonyc says:
Don't run
[ 10/23/08 11:12 ] ceonyc says:
they can smell fear
[ 10/23/08 11:12 ] ceonyc says:
lie still
[ 10/23/08 11:13 ] Jen Oslislo says:
climb a tree?
[ 10/23/08 11:13 ] Jen Oslislo says:
ah
[ 10/23/08 11:13 ] ceonyc says:
Are you kidding?
[ 10/23/08 11:13 ] alex lines says:
or start playing "I'm proud to be an american" and they'll be forced to stand still and salute as you make your getaway
[ 10/23/08 11:13 ] ceonyc says:
Mullets can climb trees!
[ 10/23/08 11:13 ] ceonyc says:
They're expert climbers.
[ 10/23/08 11:13 ] Jen Oslislo says:
haha
[ 10/23/08 11:13 ] Jen Oslislo says:
can they swim?
[ 10/23/08 11:13 ] Hilary says:
hehe
[ 10/23/08 11:13 ] alex lines says:
definitely not
[ 10/23/08 11:13 ] ceonyc says:
And they "fly", too... like squirrels
[ 10/23/08 11:13 ] ceonyc says:
that's what that tail is for
[ 10/23/08 11:14 ] ceonyc says:
used as a glider
[ 10/23/08 11:14 ] alex lines says:
though they are borne along the top of the water on an oily slick
[ 10/23/08 11:14 ] Jen Oslislo says:
you'd think it would act as a rudder in water
[ 10/23/08 11:14 ] ceonyc says:
Yes, but they're not bouyant.
[ 10/23/08 11:14 ] ceonyc says:
Sink straight to the bottom
[ 10/23/08 11:14 ] ceonyc says:
like your ID card in the toilet.
[ 10/23/08 11:15 ] Jen Oslislo says:
do they also have an innate fear of urine?
[ 10/23/08 11:15 ] alex lines says:
it's territorial
[ 10/23/08 11:16 ] Jen Oslislo says:
interesting
[ 10/23/08 11:16 ] Jen Oslislo says:
so charlie... do you shave your head to hide your true mullet nature?
[ 10/23/08 11:16 ] ceonyc says:
No, my mullet ran off with another woman.
[ 10/23/08 11:16 ] alex lines says:
that's what I was wondering. maybe charlie's hair only grows in one shape
[ 10/23/08 11:16 ] Hilary says:
I think we've all been wanting to ask that question.
[ 10/23/08 11:16 ] Jen Oslislo says:
hahaha
[ 10/23/08 11:17 ] alex lines says:
did it run off on her head?
[ 10/23/08 11:17 ] Jen Oslislo says:
if a mullet bites you, do you grow one yourself?
[ 10/23/08 11:17 ] ceonyc says:
Yes
[ 10/23/08 11:17 ] ceonyc says:
You can only kill it with Holy Water
[ 10/23/08 11:18 ] alex lines says:
from a hairdresser's spray bottle
[ 10/23/08 11:18 ] ceonyc says:
The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!
[ 10/23/08 11:19 ] Hilary says:
This whole conversation just gave me a vivid flashback to this show I saw once as a kid - Hell Toupee: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0511100/
[ 10/23/08 11:19 ] alex lines says:
oh it was an amazing story
[ 10/23/08 11:19 ] alex lines says:
i remember those
[ 10/23/08 11:19 ] ceonyc says:
"That story is amazing!"
[ 10/23/08 11:19 ] alex lines says:
very touching
[ 10/23/08 11:20 ] ceonyc says:
IMDB User Comments: Guilty Pleasure
[ 10/23/08 11:21 ] Hilary says:
There must be a killer mullet movie somewhere.
[ 10/23/08 11:21 ] Jen Oslislo says:
if not, yet another potential revenue stream for path101
[ 10/23/08 11:22 ] Jen Oslislo says:
we could just film alex trying to photograph the mullet
[ 10/23/08 11:22 ] ceonyc says:
http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc157/whitey_cid/mullet.jpg
[ 10/23/08 11:22 ] ceonyc says:
Best. Mullet. Ever.
[ 10/23/08 11:22 ] alex lines says:
one of my favorites
[ 10/23/08 11:22 ] Jen Oslislo says:
that is a beaut
[ 10/23/08 11:22 ] alex lines says:
mccain supporter
[ 10/23/08 11:22 ] Hilary says:
And the shorts... wow.
[ 10/23/08 11:23 ] ceonyc says:
Actually, it's one of Sarah Palin's kids.
[ 10/23/08 11:23 ] ceonyc says:
Mullet Palin
[ 10/23/08 11:23 ] alex lines says:
don't you mean jorts
[ 10/23/08 11:23 ] Hilary says:
haha
[ 10/23/08 11:23 ] ceonyc says:
Great accidental product placement for safecraft.com
[ 10/23/08 11:24 ] ceonyc says:
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[ 10/23/08 11:24 ] Jen Oslislo says:
i can't stop looking at it
[ 10/23/08 11:24 ] ceonyc says:
Saw that one coming.
[ 10/23/08 11:28 ] alex lines says:
yep, that's him, businessmullet. http://www.mulletsgalore.com/classifications/01/