You can't make this stuff up... I snapped this pic with my phone yesterday:
- One of your coworkers bet someone. "Hey, I bet you $100 I can jab a huge safety pin in Bob's collar without him noticing."
- One of your coworkers tried to jab a safety pin in your neck, but missed. "Hey Bob, your tie is crooked. Lemme fix it... DAMMIT."
- The guys from Myth Busters were debunking the theory that you could kill someone with a homemade giant safety pin launcher.
- He's one of those old guys that wears his pants too high, and there's another safety pin on his belt that also broke.
- For all you Matrix fans: "There is no safety pin."
- Its a Delicious/AARP joint venture to tag all the old guys. His tag fell off, though.
- He's The Fly's dad, and he accidently got into that big teleportation pod with a big safety pin.
- He's trying to start a trend. All the cool people are wearing big safety pins in their collar.
- He's so cool that his collar naturally goes up, and he needs the safety pin to keep it down until after hours.
- He's always forgetting his briefcase around, so he usually keeps it safety pinned to his collar.