Link: eBay item 5183660221 (Ends Apr-13-05 18:24:27 PDT) - FOR SALE NEW YORK YANKEES CLOSER MARIANO RIVERA.
You have to love the Yankee fans. Rivera, probably more so than any other Yankee, is responsible for their current run, and these goofballs have him up on eBay. Some of these idiots even booed him (not many, but a few) after yesterday's blown save. This proves my theory... Yankee fans have no capacity for human emotion. Remember when the keys to Yankee success were Scott Brosious and Jimmy Leyritz? Those days are gone. Now, they have sold their soul and worship The Big Unit.